Total Medals Earned: 325 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,925 Points
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/260 points)
Start the game
Beat wave 1
Pet the shopkeeper
Die.
Beat wave 5
Beat wave 10
Beat wave 15
Loiter around too long
Buy all 6 dice
Medals Earned: 2/22 (20/515 points)
Slay 10 vermin with Flamethrower
Complete the tutorial
Unlock Bwizzard
Unlock Metamancer
Unlock Scummoner
Unlock Light Knight
Unlock Night Knight
Finish 5 vermin with Insanity Charge
Unlock Bonewalker
Heal yourself 5 times with Pontiff Orb
Unlock Top Ninja
Unlock Supreme Fool
Slay 10 vermin with Supreme Volley
Unlock Boomer
Unlock Drunk Munk
Unlock Moon Master
Unlock Notesman
Click the SHRIMP GAME link
Click the Gimmicko link
Become a god
Unlock all demo classes
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (75/325 points)
Open up the game
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Slay 25 zombes in a single run
Save 25 cats in a single run
Destroy 25 tombstones in a single run
Score more than 500 points in a single run.
Score more than 5000 points in a single run
Slay more than 100 things in a single run.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (180/180 points)
Beat his ass
Your ass got beat
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Help clean her room!
Medals Earned: 7/18 (50/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/160 points)
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds